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Rebecca Watson

Fig. 1 Rebecca Watson’s actual face before photoshop, not Riddley Scott’s Alien facehugger.

  • Rebecca Watson is an atheist bitch known for clinical levels of narcissism and hypocrisy. Born after the ungodly pairing of two highly educated lesbians with a penchant for collecting used condoms in random nightclub stalls Rebecca was raised by her double beef courtain mothers on a strict diet of Valerie Solanas and science. Logically, it made sense for her to grow up to emulate the achievements an enlarged clitoris can provide (her 2 moms showed how with theirs) which in turn made her need for a fitting ego necessary despite the fact that she tried for years to make it grow (her clit that is) the only option left was to increase her ego and then try to make up with education to compensate the monstrosity of her ego. Rebecca Watson’s biggest frustration is never to really sell the lie that her education equals her ego, it is disproportionately wrong to compare it, it would be like comparing her micro clit to the humongous clitomammooth both her moms own. The only clitomammoth she has is her unshaven ego with beef curtains and dried precum all over. She joined a podcast competition to show the world that all hatred for humanity and men can fit in one single oversized cunt such as her body and her voice only helped her impress more people because to that date no one had heard such cogent and coherent strings of pussy farts to describe what she describes as her ideas. She later changed her name from Rebecunt Twatson to her nom de guerre: “Rebecca Watson” but saying that it changes anything about her is almost as if saying that just because both of her moms tucked their combined ankle-long beef curtains all the way inside their goatsie-like cervix-zillas they all of sudden became human pussies. A terrible euphemism to call a pussy farting cunt a “human being” or even worse “Rebecca Watson” but as she was inspired by Clark Kent (who by only by wearing glasses no one notices he actually is Superman) she just figured she needed glasses to pass as human, just that in her case with or with glasses she has no secret identity: everybody knows she is a Supercunt (Rebecca Watson publicly defines herself as a “superhero but for feminists” Supercunt indeed). She currently holds the world Guiness record on the maximum number of page turns with her oversized labia she refers as “arms”. The Guiness record refused to give her the world record for the maximum number of pussyfarts counted as speech because Ann Coulter had already claimed that prize.

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    [edit]Rebecca Watson Naked

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    For a long time Rebeccunt Twatson has complained loudly against the objectivization of women across the world Rebecca THEN posed “nude” since she is just a cunt she does not qualify as a full female human being. Her heavily photoshopped calendar (you have to, a cunt like her just doesn’t does pass as human) was a best seller thanks to male fans of the first movie “Alien” (with a fetish for facehuggers as Rebecca “face” clearly remind us all of.) Despite her high intellect she managed to pump out the calendar and “forgot” about comparing it with an online thing called “Porn” and that many people with enough eye problems also bought her calendar (most of them male skeptics with near legally blind status)to this day, many of them still mistake her for a full human being and not for a cunt with appendages, as at conventions such as TAM she usually she manages to secrete enough pheromones to attract other legally blind male skeptics whose only guidance in life is their sexual deprivation, their intellect and their very poor sense of smell to detect goopy walking cunts. For those near enough to notice her ungodly musky secretions she offers them cash in exchange of promotion and not revealing to the skeptical community the biological cunt-abomination she actually is, she keeps paying people off despite the fact that hiding her cunt status would be as effective as trying to hide the fact that male skeptics are sexually deprived just by saying they are critical thinkers. Most of the money she made with her calendars and the blatant sell out of any credibility of her against to objectivization of women was used to buy her a special microphone for the SGU podcast as the ones they provided kept malfunctioning due to excessive vaginal secretions ejected on them. Nowadays her pussyfarts no longer reach the microphone components thanks to several modified pop-filters renamed “frothymix-filters” and now she can podcast efficiently and cheaply.

    [edit]more slutty

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    Rebeccunt objectifying a man (because objectifying people is ok as long as it works to your advantage)

    [edit]Marriage – first evar podcast marriage zOMG

    The frothy mix “human” hoax was so determined to “pass” as human that managed to force the complete TAM8 Audience to witness a multiple fakery: a fake human being being told a fake rehearsed proposition in front of an cornered audience with fake interest in contributing to the abominable’s cunt need for affirmation. Not only did they try to “sell” to the audience that the proposition was spontaneous but also had the gall to have prepared the dress the rings and everything a surprise proposition should not have. Alas, the fakery self imploded after so much trouble into narcissistically rehearsing something that had to be spontaneous her marriage with Sid Rodrigues in 2009 ended up in divorce a year later because Sid finally got a new eye prescription and realized that he had been fucking a fleshlight and not Rebecca as she kept whispering in his ear “oohhh Sid you are such a rogue sexy thinker…” “You think so much even when you fuck…” after a few months of pavlovian abuse by the oversized cunt Sid Rodrigues had been conditioned to ejaculate on command upon hearing the SCUM manifesto read backwards while being prostatically probed by the abomination labia. As a result of this Sid also developed a full body skin yeast infection due to his human status and the constant constant contact with an oversized cunt nicknamed Rebecca Watson. The heartbroken Sid had to divorce it-her due to the fact that cunts cannot reproduce with humans and he had never actually had a chance to fuck the talking abomination he married in the first place. The Guiness World Records declared a new category upon finding out about the break up: Biggest anorgasmic cunt. The Guiness also considered including the category: “Love is never a lie nor a failure unless you marry a cunt at TAM” but real women complained about being compared with accidents of nature.

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    Sid is still in the look out for a viable pussy with more of a human attached to it than the pure cunt he had married. Sid Rodrigues is one of the few skeptics delusional enough to try to save his dying species. Problem is that Sid’s delusional attempts to marry a skeptic cunt made him even more delusional at saving a dying species: The rationalists. Almost as if a dinosaur started yelling at the incoming creationist asteroid and questioned the validity of its trajectory ([1]). The link between her public appearances ant latest herpes and yeast infection outbreaks in exactly the same universities where she has given talks have been denied by all the members of the SGU podcast. In the photo we can see a victim who did not survive the whole body infection he contracted after coming into contact with the oversized semi human walking cunt Rebeccunt Twatson is.The victim was also delusional enough due to her musky goop to remove his shirt and pose for the photo his family could not bear the public shame of their son having died after being touched by an oversized cunt and his face had to be blurred. Tragic story. Rebecca’s pheromones work on men first by making them believe she is human then even more delusional that her pussyfarts are speech and then downright insane to let her touch them only to die hour later. Just like Batman’s Poison Ivy with all the poison and no human attached, just the cunt.

    Naturally, they had a long and prosperous marriage 8 monthfail

    [edit]Elevatorgate shit

    Please be aware dear Dramatica visitor, we are not responsible for the horror you are about to witness as Rebeccunt Twatson actually talks to the camera and despite the video’s appearance, it is not an extended version of a Goatsie-like anus entity talking despite the her undeniable anal appearance, she actually is a cunt that has mastered the art of ejecting a frothy mix of pussy farts and fecal matter at the same time to claim that an Irish legally blind skeptic man had actually made an indecent proposal by allegedly asking her to go to his room for a coffee while using an elevator. LIES! LIES! UNGODLY LIES! The man was ACTUALLY asking her to pay for his medical bills after he had been injured by Rebecunt Twatson secretions on the pub’s floor. The reality of the events was as follows: Rebeccunt (herein referred as “she” with an apology to the human species for misusing the pronoun for actual female human beings) the she-abomination describes her fabricated experiences in Dublin where she was actually asked to leave because of the enormous bill for the bar where she left the floors all goopy with her secretions while she pretended to talk with other legally blind skeptics. After she was finally removed from the premises a fellow legally blind skeptic limped all the way to the elevator to reach her as he had slipped and sprained his ankle with Rebeccunt Twatson frothy mix of fecal matter and vaginal secretions left on the floor while she pretended to speak at the bar, she refused to pay his medical bills and as he finally realized who he was actually talking to he yelled at her she was “such a cunt” as he wipped off frothy mix from his face as he realized she was not a human being and did no want to pay as he yelled a second time “REBECCA I KNOW YOU ARE A CUNT!” this offended her since she normally lives in the US and people normally confuse her with a human being then she decided to charge the man with sexual harassment, unfortunately for her, Dublin authorities refused the charges because Irish police men are not legally blind and clearly told her that to press charges they needed a full woman not a talking cunt. As the legal system in Ireland does not recognize an oversized talking cunt from the US as a full woman but as just a “friendly alien” then the abominations’ only choice was as usual her CGI version on youtube. In the youtube version below you can see the expensive CGI she payed for to make her look like a human being after the first version was flagged as a crime against humanity and two DMCA take downs by 20th century fox who initially though that the Intellectual property of the Ridley Scott’s “Alien” was being misused as they thought Rebeccunt or what looked like an ungodly facehugger was talking and traumatizing the youtube audience. With the second version people with cleft palate have commented that her cleft palate mouth is too alien to even resemble theirs. The video scam successfully triggered the female audience to think that a fellow human being had indeed been proposed an UNGODLY cup of coffee/sexual intercourse as videos show below.
    what you are abouVideo starts at 04:30 in!

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    Also for getting asked out in an elevator where she upset Hitler.

    [edit]Video Messages to Rebecca Watson, Regarding ElevatorGate: From Chicks

    Some desperate women tried to curry favor with the male atheist community:

    [edit]Video Messages Responses Critical of Her

    [edit]Watson RESPONDS to Criticism that she was over the top, telling men to go fuck dolls

    [edit]Her (Audio) Reaction to being made fun of by Richard Dawkins

    SGU-panel-with-rebecca-watson.png Listen to this group of rationalists being VERY irrational, defending Watson: SGU Episode 312 Direct link to mp3 file (starts at 35mins 29seconds in

    [edit]Backlash & Lulz potential

    Well, another TWAT joined the scam and Richard Dawkins (Twatkins) join the scam war by sending “Facehugger” Rebeccunt Twatson the followin “shut the fuck up” message:

    • Dear Muslima

    Stop whining, will you. Yes, yes, I know you had your genitals mutilated with a razor blade, and . . . yawn . . . don’t tell me yet again, I know you aren’t allowed to drive a car, and you can’t leave the house without a male relative, and your husband is allowed to beat you, and you’ll be stoned to death if you commit adultery. But stop whining, will you. Think of the suffering your poor American sisters have to put up with. Only this week I heard of one, she calls herself Skep”chick”, and do you know what happened to her? A man in a hotel elevator invited her back to his room for coffee. I am not exaggerating. He really did. He invited her back to his room for coffee. Of course she said no, and of course he didn’t lay a finger on her, but even so . . . And you, Muslima, think you have misogyny to complain about! For goodness sake grow up, or at least grow a thicker skin. Richard Dawkins
    For those of us who read that above and went “What the fuck are you talking about Dawkins?” well it is easy Dawkins told her indirectly that her indecent coffee proposition was a bunch of crap because Muslim women know better what daily hardcore beatings and rape mean.(However the US senate is still reviewing Rebeccunt’s proposal for “rape by a cup of coffee” charges) Dawkins was a complete Twat for the following reasons:

    • Not realizing he was talking to a human being but an oversized cunt
    • Crimes against humanity by offending and abusing beautifully human Muslim females by COMPARING! them to “facehugger” Rebeccunt Twatson
    • Absolute bat-shit dumbness for sending Rebeccunt an email
    • Triple stupidity with a cherry on top by engaging into a bitch fight he was not invited to to begin with.
    • He didn’t even qualify! first of all Dawkins has no pussy and second for making a total patronizing ass of himself for everyone else’s LULZ!.

    [edit]”Child abuse” Lulz, Battle of the Cannibal Skeptics & Feminazis on twitter

    Several blogs picked up the bat-shit nonsense of these two throwing frothy-mix at each other and started making parodies of them then the Skeptic Jihadis of both sides started arguing all over the net over who was the biggest dick of the two (Dawkins kinda won just because he has a flaccid member not a cunt) then Rebeccunt won th eother contest in silence. Then the community’s insanity went from bat-shit insane to batman-dressed-as-a-drag-queen-shit-insane levels of comedic skeptical insanity when some troll compared Dawkins and Twatson to a couple abusing a child at DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins this triggered a hilarious battle of skeptical misfits trying to canibalize each other with logical insults and insanity inherited by another pair of insane people: Dawkins and Watson. Then far far into the distance we could hear the Creationists rolling on the floor with laugher at all those skeptical dummies fighting over a fabricated story from Rebeccunt Twatson who is NOT even human to begin with. Or maybe just maybe both Rebeccunt and Dawkins were trolling their community all along…Nah, they were all insane way before shit hit the fan.

    Female members of the human species make mistakes but not as fucking colossal as Richard Dawkins who was supposed to first realize you do not talk to an abominable cunt and because he just outted himself as a complete dick who forgot his critical thinking next to his macbook pro but never used it while typing. Then the twitter insanity hit new levels because when deluded fans of Watson (who are legally blind it is not their fault not to notice she is not actually human) are fast to stifle any criticism of her, and this issue earning the tittle “Femitwitternazis” every single time. If you even follow ElevatorGate on Twitter, you will get hysterical messages accusing you of being a supporter of rape. Both the twitter accountElevatorGate and the site [2] as well as DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins are packed with insanity from “critical thinkers” that do not think critically and just fling shit at each other non stop. (and you thought George W. Bush was dumb…) Then Rebeccunt started getting bigger lumps from the shitstorm from more blogs: [Elevatorgate], [greylining], [dysfunctionalwatsondawkins],SkepticasmElevatorgate Greylining the shit was coming from all directions even from females like the skepticasm Addrienne whose middle finger was right up in face of Rebeccunnt’s face. Problem is that in the middle of the shitstorm Rebeccunt wanted to weassel her way out by crying for help and pity on a post Mom don’t read this and said that she was being threatened by the rape squad trolls of the world then in the middle of the drama Rebeccunt’s “twin” or another troll posted something absolutely more offending than all the “fuck yous” in the world: Her ego without lies. The troll just used her name to say what everybody knew that Rebeccunt’s ego is just a facade to protect her fears and failures. Needless to say her twin troll got her ego more butthurt than all the swearing and threats from all woman haters combined all without using a single threat or swearing. After that the twitter shit storm was upgraded to tropical diarrhea storm with chance of angry vaginal discharge from feminists-watson-fangirls angry at a troll impersonator.

     

    [edit]ONGOING LULZ! Anal-Probe my Ego Twitter Challenge

    Since both Watson and Dawkins Godzillla-sized-ego’s are only rivaled by their Supercunt & Superdick statuses it was a matter of time before trolls at DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins noticed that their “strength” was their weakness: Nothing butthurts an egomaniac more than saying sorry publicly. So the best way to butthurt their super inflated egos was by asking them to do something they would never do, something they would rather eat broken glass than actually doing, something fucking unthinkable even for their high intellects, something horrible such as, you know, saying sorry to one another. These are the instructions according to the site:

    1. Tweet-bombard this question to @RichardDawkins & @rebeccawatson

    “Can both of you guys just say sorry and hug it out?”

    2. Behold their godzila size egos struggle (Oh yes! they are gonna get exotic with the excuses!)

    so in short the simple question above is the most fucking annoying thing they could ever hear so yes it would be a good idea to tweet them incessantly until freak out and giveus the LULZ or they apologize (yeah right!)

    Well, yeah this would work like people with a nickname the more they hate it the more people use it.

    [edit]The truth revealed

    [edit]’Skeptical girl’ Meme

    People made a meme out of it called skeptical girl. It was mostly hosted on quickmeme.com however less than a month after its creation (after several hundred submissions) the quickmeme disappeared, perhaps Twatson bribed them or threatened to have sex with them to take it down. (most likely was the sex, who would want that kind of trauma from an ungodly facehugger-pastafarian-spagghetti-monster-like oversized talking cunt? )

    All the best memes were lost but a few from elsewhere are below (but no worries! someone will recreate at them at Memegenerator[3] sooner or later.

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    [edit]Web Coverage and Links